Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being... →
noahkai: michaelikesit: via marco: (via jackieheartsb, wooliebear) A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said. The 34-year-old worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m. Witnesses...
'Meh' Added To The Dictionary →
noahkai: stupidinboston: (via saramcpherson) meh meh.
pwnator: vesi: lhh: until: ajessica: At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...having friends. At age 16, success is...having a driver's license. At age 20, success is...having sex. At age 35, success is...having money. At age 50, success is...having money. At age 60, success is...having sex. At age 70, success...
Isn’t it about time we developed a universal...
stereotypecaster: noahkai: commacommachameleon: tylercoates: liana: Whistling the iChat “new message” sound? Eye contact followed by a rendition of “Never Gonna Give You Up”? Pulling out a handgun and shooting yourself in the head?
The Filipinos speak something like an obscure form of Esperanto,only more...– User:Ianlopez1115/Philippines - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (via nansamplr) (via stereotypecaster)
7 deadly sins.
noahkai: suddenly: janemarcus: lhh: lickystickypicky: Wealth without work Pleasure without conscience Science without humanity Knowledge without character Politics without principle Commerce without morality Worship without sacrifice. -Mahatma Ghandi